No pointing finger
A man asked his
father-in-law, “Many people praised you for a successful marriage life. Could
you please share a secret?
The father-in-law answered
with a smile, “Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does
something wrong. Always bears in mind that because of her shortcomings and
weakness, she could not find a better husband than you”.
Pilot and navigator
A pilot sitting in his seat pulled out a .38 bore revolver and placed it
on top of the instrument panel and then asked the navigator, “Do you know what
I use this for”?
The navigator replied timidly, “No what is it for”?
The pilot responded,” I use this on navigators who get me lost.”
He proceeds to pull out a 0.45 bore revolver and placed it on his chart
table.
The pilot asked what that is for.”
“To be honest sir,” the navigator replied,” I will know we were lost
before you will.
First jump
Young parachutist does have
to jump from a plane for the first time. The instructor takes every single one
of the single one to the airlock and start pushing them out one by one. There
is one who makes every single one to the airlock and start pushing them out one
by one. There is one who makes every. Effort to resist, but finally the
instructor manages to throughout too.
One soldier shrieks with
laughter. The instructor shouts at him “How can you laugh on such a coward”.
“Coward that was our pilot sir”
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